BAND=Lugosi's Morphine **** SONG=Graves

BAND=Lugosi's Morphine **** SONG=Graves

My FAVORITE PUNK, "REAL PUNK," death squad is at it again. The thing I love about these guys is, they have a sense of humor about it all, even DEATH... and their most Hallowed day of the year is at hand... skeletal as that hand may be, ... maybe their coming for you. I love these guys, they just keep putting out better and better stuff, which you other bands here could learn from. Always be upping your game and you can't fail. My choice of bands that WILL GET SIGNED NEXT, to a deal in a back hoe shovel, with a check w/6 zeros on it. These fuckers rock. Music is supposed to be fun and these guys don't neglect that fact. The guy on lead shovel kills me... These guys are like a balls review ... as they'll bury you or dig you out, depending on their mood... if you cross em' or not! Overall it works in a big way. I FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS! They got...

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  • Jeremy Wyrick says

    you're a jackass
  • Lugosi's Morphine says

    Thanks so much!!!!
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    BAND=Lugosi's Morphine **** SONG=Graves
    My FAVORITE PUNK, "REAL PUNK," death squad is at it again. The thing I love about these guys is, they have a sense of humor about it all, even DEATH... and their most Hallowed day of the year is at hand... skeletal as that hand may be, ... maybe their coming for you. I love these guys, they just keep putting out better and better stuff, which you other bands here could learn from. Always be upping your game and you can't fail. My choice of bands that WILL GET SIGNED NEXT, to a deal in a back hoe shovel, with a check w/6 zeros on it. These fuckers rock. Music is supposed to be fun and these guys don't neglect that fact. The guy on lead shovel kills me... These guys are like a balls review ... as they'll bury you or dig you out, depending on their mood... if you cross em' or not! Overall it works in a big way. I FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS! They got... balls
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    Song=The Silver *** Band =The Soldier Thread
    This song starts off w/reverse guitar effect which I like. It then drops into a verse w/some whisper style vocals, which I like, in the proper context. Its a bit lacking in melodic hook though. Then an instrumental which takes the momentum away from the tune... and right back into verse two, which is the same thing offered in verse 1. Another instrumental section, which takes the momentum away from the tune, then a decent build towards the end. That comes too late to get the impact it would have if it went directly from the 1st verse, right into the chorus, which come at the end. I would pro tools out the instrumental, after verse 1 and paste the chorus into the spot that follows verse 1. Overall not bad production, ... God this song would have so much more impact if the chorus came, right after the 1st verse. It structured to be two verses, then chorus. Its a nice piece but not a radio friendly cut as the song is weal overall. Needs to be edited to have more IMPACT... music being TENSION & RELEASE, this song is almost all release, until the excellent tension in the final build. And is anybody going to get picked, who actually has a video? I don't hate their guts... but the structure of the song isn't all it could be, in fact its shoots itself in the foot, because the most powerful part is held out until the end... Reminds me of Echo & the BunnyMen... in tone and production style. Not a bad effort, just needs an edit to have tension and release in proper proportion. Sort of stumps me how the geeks pass over... so much AWESOME material in lieu of this type stuff, ... which is on its way, but is no where near arriving, anywhere, anytime soon! Lacks... balls
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    SONG=nobody cares *** BAND=spacekitti =DECENT BEAT PLACED IN WRONG GENRE!!!
    Its a club beat thing, Its not a song its a groove... Its totally got no... ROCK balls but has loads of trippy, gimme' another hit vibes... a klub mix, with inventive... balls POST SCRIPT; ITS IN THE WRONG GENRE, I HARSHED ON THESE FUCKS BRUTALLY, CAUSE I WAS EXPECTING ROCK. ITS PERFECT FOR CLUBS AND ZONING OUT WITH SOME HO'S IN BED... ITS JUST NOT A ROCK CUT *THIS IS A ROCK CONTEST FOLKS*. DON'T ASK ME TO RATE OCTOPUS HOOVES @ A DOLPHIN CIRCUS. I WOULD DIG THIS CUT AT A CLUB AND EVEN GROOVE ON IT AS EXPERIMENTAL DRIVING MUSIC. WRONG GENRE, BALLS HARSHED IN THE CONTEXT GIVEN. GREAT CLUB MIX, VERY INVENTIVE... NOT A RADIO CUT. I WOULD DIG AN HOUR OF IT IN THE BKGRND, ITS ALMOST AMBIENT, WHICH I LOVE... ITS ALL ABOUT PUTTING YOUR DICK IN THE RIGHT HO' OR ... OF COURSE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT THE CLAP AND ARE PISSED OFF AT THE MISREPRESENTATION. IF PRESENTED TO ME AS A CLUB MIX... RTFO... IF PRESENTED TO ME AS POSSIBLE RADIO FRIENDLY HIT... AND THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR AND RATING IN THAT CONTEXT, JUST BASED ROCK AIRPLAY FRIENDLY INVENTIVE MATERIAL... THE ARTIST WAS VERY RECEPTIVE TO MY REVIEW AND ADVICE AND SHOWED THE ABILITY TO, LEARN, GROW AND BE AN ADULT, WILLING TO LISTEN AND BE A PRO...(MOST DON'T LISTEN) .. PROPER PLACEMENT IS EVERYTHING (CONTEXT FOLKS) WHEN HARSHED ON, THERE WAS NO HATIN', JUST A WILLINGNESS TO LEARN WHY IT WAS HARSHED ON ...FOR THAT PROPS AND. AGAIN...DOES NOT BELONG IN A ROCK SONTEXT... ITS GOT CLUB, ZONE ME OUT, INVENTIVE... BALLS POST SCRIPT; CONTEXT PEOPLE, ITS ALL CONTEXT... PROPS TO THE ARTIST FOR NOT HATIN, BUT LEARNING HOW TO FURTHER THEIR PLIGHT!!! A REAL PRO!
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    SONG=Tricks *** BAND=Triple Overhead Cam
    OK, a nice straight forward rock guitar intro... kinda Sex Pistols, ....no totally Sex Pistols Ripp, it just goes on and on with the same noise. They are trying had to be punkers, but don't cut it, the production is suck ass shit... the song does have some structure... overall, not an original thought in the entire affair... Its actually direct Plagiarism of a songI can't even remember right now, but it'll come to mind... is it a cover of the stranglers?? Totally trying too hard... trying to be punk yet not cutting it.... definitely and by 100% lacks.... any... balls
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    SONG=nobody cares *** BAND=spacekitti
    OK here we go, synth puke so far in the intro... better go somewhere... Pet Shop boys RIPP OFF w/a female vocalist! West end girls, could be cool w/a nice strong change..... NOPE... No strong chorus or even a change at all.. club dance beat stuff. Some guitar hits would help this a lot. So far its stays in the same lane all the way throughout... gimme' a change of some kind.... and.... Not yet, in fact NOT at all... if you actually sang and didn't just do a chant type thing all the way through ... it would be nice... a trow away club dance track at best...no changes, NOT ONE, NOT AT ALL. Its a club beat thing, with no changes, one theme from start to finish. Thank God Its short... I'm bored to tears! E for effort F for failure... on a scale of 1 to 10 its A -3... it not a song its a groove... Its totally got no... balls
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    SONG=Follow Me **** Bonnie Baxter
    I love this woman... like a female Tom Waits, with a real song with structure and excellent REAL guitar sounds and the Vocals are great. I give it a perfect 10 for what, writing, fitting the genre and overall production! A must have in every pseudo off beat blues collection. Excellent all around! Its got... balls
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    SONG=Bouncing Back ***** BAND=Donna Marie
    Nice intro... I like the vocals and the lay of the land, so far... Hey an actual chorus. Song structure is there fairly well, not bad at all. Just need a professional pass with some spit and polish and I could see, this going somewhere! Just work on the slightly pitchy vocals and the nasally sound = vocal coach could help a lot. Nice C section. Song structure is there, not bad at all, sounds like a hammond B3 in there, you're young and show potential... keep it up.. Not bad for a starting point of a career. Reminds me of a young Michelle Branch! Not Bad for a demo... and again people, the song = TENSION & RELEASE, with a C section... not common on here, song structure. -Good Effort- you got the attention of... Balls
  • Balls Deep n' Your Girl says

    BAND=MADGNAP ***** SONG=Spiritual Awakening
    Totally "REAL" could really be something! I listened to 2 fuckin' songs here which I never do... usually.. Both funny and serious material.... You guys are "pure" -"real" and totally so far of the fucking wall you got a shot. AND you're great writers! You Got.. balls

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