[TEVYE] "Dear God, you made many, many poor people. I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor. But it's no great honor either! So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
If I were MARCSTEADMAN, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen, Right in the middle of the town. A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below. There would be one long staircase just going up, And one even longer coming down, And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks For the town to see and hear. (Insert)Squawking just as noisily as they can. (End Insert) And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack" Would land like a trumpet on the ear, As if to say "Here lives MARCSTEADMAN."
If I were MARCSTEADMAN, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like MARCSTEADMANn's wife With a proper double-chin. Supervising meals to her heart's delight. I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock. Oy, what a happy mood she's in. Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them, Like a Solomon the Wise. "If you please, Reb Tevye..." "Pardon me, Reb Tevye..." Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes! And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong. When you're rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in the synagogue and pray. And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall. And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were MARCSTEADMAN, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a wealthy man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. (Delete)If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. (End Delete) (Insert) Lord who mad ethe lion and the lamb, You decreed I should be what I am. Would it spoil some vast eternal plan? If I were MARCSTEADMAN. (End Insert, End Song)
[Thanks & APPOLOGIES to John Mohler for corrections]
I also wanna say congrats to everyone in this comp for getting heard and getting the recognition that you all deserve. I know I at times displayed my emotions in ways that was not cool. But it's all in the growing up department, and we all evolved from this.
Just keep keeping it real, and we will once again (soon I hope), be side by side in our quest for success and being HEARD!
Here's another idea for being heard!
There's a new page on MN called "Collaboration Nation" for the listing of music that are collabs between 2 or more artists on MN. It's not just there you can be heard, but if you collaborate with other artists in other genres, then your limitations to which contests you can enter just opened up to an endless selection. Use whatever you can to BE HEARD!!!!! http://musicnation.com/music/mncollabs
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SO IT SEEMS THAT ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SPIN THE TOP TEN IS LIKE A DOORKNOB: EVERYONE GETS A TURN!
(EXCEPT FOR MARK DOOLEY, HE GOT SOME CYBER-SUPER GLUE MOJO GOIN’ ON! CONGRATULATIONS, MARK! IF YOU’RE NOT A FINALIST, THE RULES LIED!)
WHO KNOWS HOW THIS WILL WASH OUT TOMORROW, AS THERE HAVE BEEN NO WEEKLY POSTING OF WINNERS (DRUM ROLL, PLEASE!)
BEST OF LUCK AND HOPE TO EVERYONE WHO STUCK IT OUT THIS FAR-WE ARE ALL WINNERS IN THAT SENSE.
TO ALL THE FINALISTS, WOMEVER THEY MAY BE, AN EXTRA PRAYER FOR THOSE EXTRA DEALS THEY ARE OFFERING-AND OF COURSE THE BIG CHEESE:
THOSE TWO BAD ASS GIBSON GUITARS!
PEACE, AND HOPE TO SEE YOU ON “THE OTHER SIDE”!
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thing?" His mother replies, "That son, is the elephant's trunk." "No, at the other end." "That son is the tail." "No, mummy, the thing under the elephant" A short embarrassed silenced after which she replies, "Thats nothing." The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer asks his father the same question. "Daddy, what is that long thing?" "That's the trunk, son" replies the father. "No at the other end." "Oh, that is the tail." "No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation. "That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?" "Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy. Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..."
Now that Pavarotti passed away ~ those other two guys always seem to keep bugging me to join the trio !
Please come hear why on my very 1st vocal debut on Music Nation! ~ It's ONLY a little over 9:00 minutes long . . . so you can let it loop ~ quite a few times ...
It's called ~ ' 1 suse#2w_vox.mp3 '
Laugh all you want ~ I'm coming out with my very own ~ new ~ A Cappella version of ~ 'INGRID MICHAELSON: THE WAY I AM' ~ just use your ESP & you'll know when . . .
Feel free to comment ~ 'cuz I got big shoulders you can cry on !
& Frank Zappa ~ never heard of `em ~ wasn't he the guy that used to advertise his albums in the pages of my comic books when I was a little kid ?
"I'M STILL VOTING... BETTER THAN I EVER DID...
LOOKIN' LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR. FEELIN' LIKA LITTLE KID!"
(Hint... Hear Elton John in your head. *wink*)
CONGRATS ON MAKING #1... I THOUGHT MARK OWNED IT!
In case you ever wondered, I take my job as a "Pop Superhero" very seriously! Not only do I write, record and perform all my own songs, I also write a "Be A Hero" BLOG and lead 3 "Be A Hero" groups too. Wanna be a hero too?
Ever dreamed you could BE A HERO? You can... Maybe you already are... a hero to your environment... a hero to your family... a hero to your community! Join us in discovering ways to develop your "Inner Superhero!"
COOKIE CUTTER GIRL, 21st Century POP SUPERHERO... at your service! Visit my "BE A HERO" BLOG, where *YOU* can find *YOUR* "INNER SUPERHERO" and CHANGE YOUR WORLD one day at a time. Feeling overwhelmed? Think your voice doesn't matter? THINK AGAIN! *YOU* can make a difference. Small changes *YOU* make WILL result in BIG CHANGE. *YOU* are 1 LINK in the never ending chain that is our UNIVERSE. What you do to CONNECT YOURSELF to the rest of the links is up to *YOU*.
DO ONE THING to help someone, EVERYDAY... and watch it happen: You *WILL* be happier, You *WILL* feel healthier, You *WILL* be wealthier, Your world will CHANGE and you will grow STRONGER! HOW? KARMA... Positive energy you put out *WILL* come back you. BOOKMARK THIS BLOG NOW & FIND STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY! Have hours of FREE FUN on my SUPERHERO & MUSIC WEBSITE! www.CookieCutterGirl.com
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Our "BE A HERO" GROUPS are for anyone who DREAMED of BEING A HERO! You can... Maybe you already are... a hero to your environment... a hero to your family... a hero to your community! Help change your world... one day at a time. All you have to do is believe in yourself. *YOU* have the POWER. "Discover *YOUR* INNER SUPERHERO & JOIN our mission of "STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY" TODAY! Join today on our official website at http://www.PopSuperhero.com/forums.html
The Altruistic Messiah ~ Ben Vandagriff ~ The CEO of Rock & Roll ! says
If I Were MARCSTEADMAN[TEVYE]
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
If I were MARCSTEADMAN,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
(Insert)Squawking just as noisily as they can. (End Insert)
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives MARCSTEADMAN."
If I were MARCSTEADMAN,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like MARCSTEADMANn's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were MARCSTEADMAN,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
(Delete)If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. (End Delete)
(Insert) Lord who mad ethe lion and the lamb,
You decreed I should be what I am.
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I were MARCSTEADMAN. (End Insert, End Song)
[Thanks & APPOLOGIES to John Mohler for corrections]
dale brown says
met a girl good song visit me dale brown thanks addLoVE SeX n DeATH says
Congrats to "Rantings of Eva"!!!I also wanna say congrats to everyone in this comp for getting heard and getting the recognition that you all deserve. I know I at times displayed my emotions in ways that was not cool. But it's all in the growing up department, and we all evolved from this.
Just keep keeping it real, and we will once again (soon I hope), be side by side in our quest for success and being HEARD!
Here's another idea for being heard!
There's a new page on MN called "Collaboration Nation" for the listing of music that are collabs between 2 or more artists on MN.
It's not just there you can be heard, but if you collaborate with other artists in other genres, then your limitations to which contests you can enter just opened up to an endless selection. Use whatever you can to BE HEARD!!!!!
http://musicnation.com/music/mncollabs
I love you all to DEATH!
LSD
DAMIAN SHELTON says
VOTED 4U! I MEANT TO TELL YOU IN THE OTHER COMMENT.LOL! PEACE,DAMIAN / 2-STROKEDAMIAN SHELTON says
COOL TUNE!SINGLE FATHER says
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oo0-(_)-0oo--
SO IT SEEMS THAT ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SPIN THE TOP TEN IS LIKE A DOORKNOB: EVERYONE GETS A TURN!
(EXCEPT FOR MARK DOOLEY, HE GOT SOME CYBER-SUPER GLUE MOJO GOIN’ ON! CONGRATULATIONS, MARK! IF YOU’RE NOT A FINALIST, THE RULES LIED!)
WHO KNOWS HOW THIS WILL WASH OUT TOMORROW, AS THERE HAVE BEEN NO WEEKLY POSTING OF WINNERS (DRUM ROLL, PLEASE!)
BEST OF LUCK AND HOPE TO EVERYONE WHO STUCK IT OUT THIS FAR-WE ARE ALL WINNERS IN THAT SENSE.
TO ALL THE FINALISTS, WOMEVER THEY MAY BE, AN EXTRA PRAYER FOR THOSE EXTRA DEALS THEY ARE OFFERING-AND OF COURSE THE BIG CHEESE:
THOSE TWO BAD ASS GIBSON GUITARS!
PEACE, AND HOPE TO SEE YOU ON “THE OTHER SIDE”!
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
I FEEL A STRANGE CHANGE
STARTING T☼ REARRANGE
THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THINGS
I’M READY TO LIVE MY LIFE
AND ACCEPT ALL THE L♥VE
AND J☺Y THAT IT BRINGS – Д@ŖŐŊ ©ħąЯĻęś
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
The Altruistic Messiah ~ Ben Vandagriff ~ The CEO of Rock & Roll ! says
St. Peter's still checking ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?"The man says, "I was a doctor."
St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher."
"Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician."
"Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."
elephants never forget says
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thing?"His mother replies, "That son, is the elephant's trunk."
"No, at the other end."
"That son is the tail."
"No, mummy, the thing under the elephant"
A short embarrassed silenced after which she replies, "Thats nothing." The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer asks his father the same question.
"Daddy, what is that long thing?"
"That's the trunk, son" replies the father.
"No at the other end."
"Oh, that is the tail."
"No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation.
"That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?"
"Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy.
Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..."
The Altruistic Messiah ~ Ben Vandagriff ~ The CEO of Rock & Roll ! says
Now that Pavarotti passed away ~ those other two guys always seem to keep bugging me to join the trio !Please come hear why on my very 1st vocal debut on Music Nation! ~ It's ONLY a little over 9:00 minutes long . . . so you can let it loop ~ quite a few times ...
It's called ~ ' 1 suse#2w_vox.mp3 '
Laugh all you want ~ I'm coming out with my very own ~ new ~ A Cappella
version of ~ 'INGRID MICHAELSON: THE WAY I AM' ~ just use your ESP & you'll know when . . .
Feel free to comment ~ 'cuz I got big shoulders you can cry on !
& Frank Zappa ~ never heard of `em ~ wasn't he the guy that used to advertise his albums in the pages of my comic books when I was a little kid ?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Peace ,
Ben
http://musicnation.com/music/thealtruistic/1-suse2wvoxmp3
COOKIE CUTTER GIRL, Pop Superhero! says
"I'M STILL VOTING... BETTER THAN I EVER DID...LOOKIN' LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR. FEELIN' LIKA LITTLE KID!"
(Hint... Hear Elton John in your head. *wink*)
CONGRATS ON MAKING #1... I THOUGHT MARK OWNED IT!
In case you ever wondered, I take my job as a "Pop Superhero" very seriously! Not only do I write, record and perform all my own songs, I also write a "Be A Hero" BLOG and lead 3 "Be A Hero" groups too. Wanna be a hero too?
COOKIE CUTTER GIRL, POP SUPERHERO'S
"BE A HERO" BLOG! http://lynnjulian.bravejournal.com/
Ever dreamed you could BE A HERO? You can... Maybe you already are... a hero to your environment... a hero to your family... a hero to your community! Join us in discovering ways to develop your "Inner Superhero!"
COOKIE CUTTER GIRL, 21st Century POP SUPERHERO... at your service! Visit my "BE A HERO" BLOG, where *YOU* can find *YOUR* "INNER SUPERHERO" and CHANGE YOUR WORLD one day at a time. Feeling overwhelmed? Think your voice doesn't matter? THINK AGAIN! *YOU* can make a difference. Small changes *YOU* make WILL result in BIG CHANGE. *YOU* are 1 LINK in the never ending chain that is our UNIVERSE. What you do to CONNECT YOURSELF to the rest of the links is up to *YOU*.
DO ONE THING to help someone, EVERYDAY... and watch it happen: You *WILL* be happier, You *WILL* feel healthier, You *WILL* be wealthier, Your world will CHANGE and you will grow STRONGER! HOW? KARMA... Positive energy you put out *WILL* come back you. BOOKMARK THIS BLOG NOW & FIND STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY! Have hours of FREE FUN on my SUPERHERO & MUSIC WEBSITE! www.CookieCutterGirl.com
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Our "BE A HERO" GROUPS are for anyone who DREAMED of BEING A HERO! You can... Maybe you already are... a hero to your environment... a hero to your family... a hero to your community! Help change your world... one day at a time. All you have to do is believe in yourself. *YOU* have the POWER. "Discover *YOUR* INNER SUPERHERO & JOIN our mission of "STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY" TODAY! Join today on our official website at http://www.PopSuperhero.com/forums.html
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