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Date Added: April 17, 2008

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Rock Rap Star Wars spoof. Here's the Lyrics: THE JEDI PIMP: (Verse)Cold laser pressed against my head, I..m jumping like a suicide--light saber in my hand, I..m a mutha fucking JEDI--(Luke! I am yo fahtha)--kill Darth Vader, he..s a mother fucking talkah--(The dark sides got game)--I..ll fuck you up and make you scream like Chewbacca--not just a JEDI, I..m a mutha fuckin playa--I..m even getting pussy from Princess Leia--but I mostly just let her suck my cock--cause she got pussy as hairy as an Ewok-but when I hit it she..s screamin in Dolby--cause you know I..m swinging like Obi Wan Kanobi--and I don..t give a fuck if you think I went too far--I got balls as big as the Death star (Chorus)Death star--in a galaxy far far away--Death star--fuck with me and it..s bombs away (Verse)Death funk metal and you..re under attack--I..m a fuckin empire mutha fuckin strike back-I..m a cyber pimp mutha fuckah without a glitch--but be carefull when you..re fucking with a Sith bitch--she..s got a huge rack and a nice phat back--but I bet she..d fuck Jabba for a hit of space crack--and you better watch out cause you..re gonna get scorched--using a space ship as a blow torch--a paranoid bitch with a sword and a gun--I don..t really recommend it, but I really think it..s fun--with a side of a little Wookie nookie--and speaking of hairy pookie--ahhh suki suki (Chorus-Repeat) (Verse)Now I got galactic bitches making more than quota--who can even get a rise out of Yoda--but if you can..t and you need a quick fix--I got interchangeable prosthetic dicks--at 8 double o fuck 666--in the Black HOE with the galaxies hottest picks--ask for the JEDI known as the space pimp--with a saber for a cane, walking with a mutha fuckin pimp limp(Chorus-Repeat) (End)Cause I..m a pimp mutha fucka--give me my light saber bitch

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