WENTZ-SIMPSON PRODUCT TO RULE MUSIC WORLD
Whenever celebrities get together, critics and fans alike find it hard to resist speculating on the "what ifs" of their potential offspring. Combining all those good-looking talented genes?! What could be the outcome?! Will this superior race of celeb-spawned superhumans one day rule us?! We can only hope so.
When Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi wed, commentators immediately speculated that their DNA-advanced kids would one day rule tennis. (Look out, tennis world. Andre and Steffi already have a young boy and young girl -- and you just know they are on the court daily with their 'rents, working on their backhands.) Meanwhile, Brangelina's first collaboration, Shiloh, is so extraordinarily good-looking already (at age two!) that she makes her parents look average. Shudder...
Now comes word that newlyweds Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) and Ashlee Simpson (nose job) are expecting. Question: How long before the Wentz-Simpson child signs a record deal and begins entertaining us all?
Only one man can answer. We're looking at you, Joe Simpson. Make it happen.
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