MARIAH CAREY NIXES NEW NUPTIALS
High-pitched warbler Mariah Carey, who is already stinko wealthy, called of her "second" wedding to Nick Cannon because she could not find a tabloid to bid for exclusive photos of the event and thus fund the elaborate festivities.
Carey married Cannon already, in a secret April ceremony in the Bahamas.
The second wedding was designed to allow friend and family to celebrate the two stars' union, and you know, to turn a small profit.
But every magazine balked, or at least refused to meet the expected "second-diva-wedding" going rate.
Those tabloids. Monsters to the bitter end. Denying this woman an encore wedding.
Shame.
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