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This craps dealer really needed a job so he went to the casino where he'd heard that they were hiring and he sees a dealer leaving and asks if they are hiring and the guy says yes but the floorman who's doing the hiring has this really weird , pumpkin shaped head & no ears and he's really sensitive about it so what ever you do don't mention that he doesn't have any ears.

So he goes in there & sure enough the floorman has this great big pumpkin looking head with no ears & the dealer ask him for a job & the floorman says " Well , you have to be very observant to deal dice . Do you notice anything unusual around here ?"

So the dealer says " Why yes I do " & he asks the floorman " Are you wearing contacts ? "

So the floorman replies "Yes I am ~ that's very observant ! How did you know ?"

So the dealer says " Because you've got this big pumpkin shaped head with no ears to hold up any glasses !!!!!!

I guess you had to be there . . .

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  • Acoustic Phases says

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  • 2-STROKE says

    BEN,
    VOTED FOR YOU BROTHER. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING ALL OF US,NO PRESSURE! LOL! PEACE,DAMIAN / 2-STROKE
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  • Robin Lee Field says

    Good morning Ben! I tried to leave you a comment last night but my darn PC rebooted! But wanted to say... I wish you so much success with your music Ben and this HOT Contest! You leave such supportive comments to artists on MN and I am one lucky girl to have you on my side not mention your awesome MUSIC! Now tell me one thing... How the heck can I vote for you and Wild Bill and others that I love? Can you give me some pointers on how to share the wealth with all of you??? Have a great Friday and wish I had been up at 4AM to reply to your comment!!
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  • Holworks says

    V 4 u, u, u
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  • Wild Bill Austin says

    Hey, Ben!! Voted for you before beddie bye.

    Was thanking Linda and had to ask you, Can I see you bio, too? Hey! I guess I already did.

    Rock on! Wild Bill
    • Posted 1 hour ago
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  • Julie Weiler says

    Hey there Ben, I'm just checking in, what you up to? You're 5th! That's awesome, congrats to you!
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  • Robert Tiernan says

    I'll never never come close to keeping up with YOU (who could), but will do the best I possibly can.

    Thank you Mr. Messiah.
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  • Chicago Saints says

    VOTED

    Here is our vote for you straight from Germany!

    Keep on rockin and supporting!

    Thanks….

    Chicago Saints
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  • VIZIONZ says

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  • Love Sex n Death says

    there I went...digging my own grave again. but, who's sword to better die by than yours! vote is in, and thanks once again for yers!
    one love, A.
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