This craps dealer really needed a job so he went to the casino where he'd heard that they were hiring and he sees a dealer leaving and asks if they are hiring and the guy says yes but the floorman who's doing the hiring has this really weird , pumpkin shaped head & no ears and he's really sensitive about it so what ever you do don't mention that he doesn't have any ears.
So he goes in there & sure enough the floorman has this great big pumpkin looking head with no ears & the dealer ask him for a job & the floorman says " Well , you have to be very observant to deal dice . Do you notice anything unusual around here ?"
So the dealer says " Why yes I do " & he asks the floorman " Are you wearing contacts ? "
So the floorman replies "Yes I am ~ that's very observant ! How did you know ?"
So the dealer says " Because you've got this big pumpkin shaped head with no ears to hold up any glasses !!!!!!
I guess you had to be there . . .
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Acoustic Phases says
v2-STROKE says
BEN,VOTED FOR YOU BROTHER. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING ALL OF US,NO PRESSURE! LOL! PEACE,DAMIAN / 2-STROKE
Robin Lee Field says
Good morning Ben! I tried to leave you a comment last night but my darn PC rebooted! But wanted to say... I wish you so much success with your music Ben and this HOT Contest! You leave such supportive comments to artists on MN and I am one lucky girl to have you on my side not mention your awesome MUSIC! Now tell me one thing... How the heck can I vote for you and Wild Bill and others that I love? Can you give me some pointers on how to share the wealth with all of you??? Have a great Friday and wish I had been up at 4AM to reply to your comment!!Holworks says
V 4 u, u, uWild Bill Austin says
Hey, Ben!! Voted for you before beddie bye.Was thanking Linda and had to ask you, Can I see you bio, too? Hey! I guess I already did.
Rock on! Wild Bill
Julie Weiler says
Hey there Ben, I'm just checking in, what you up to? You're 5th! That's awesome, congrats to you!Robert Tiernan says
I'll never never come close to keeping up with YOU (who could), but will do the best I possibly can.Thank you Mr. Messiah.
Chicago Saints says
VOTEDHere is our vote for you straight from Germany!
Keep on rockin and supporting!
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Chicago Saints
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VLove Sex n Death says
there I went...digging my own grave again. but, who's sword to better die by than yours! vote is in, and thanks once again for yers!one love, A.