We take character flaws, guilt, and a dash of hope and spread them out like sweet marmalade on a piece of crunchy, pop toast. You get all your RDA of procrastination, self-indulgence and low self esteem and still get to savor catchy melodies, grinding guitars, and fluffy billows of harmony. If you're condemned to a life of committing sins of omission, at least you can do it from your Barcalounger.
